Let’s look at the world through a different lens.
What People Are Saying
“I don’t understand what the hell she is.”
— Grandma Ann
“Good weird!”
— Sarah, Childhood Bestie
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Q&A
Q: What’s your drink of choice?
A: Before 5pm, it’s gotta be bottomless cold brew. In the eve, an extra-filthy Hendricks martini with as many blue cheese olives as you can fit in the glass, please. Always tip your bartenders (even if it’s you, because you deserve a lil’ treat).
Q: What’s your go-to karaoke song?
A: “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” by our lady Céline.
Q: Who do you want to play in THEIR biopic?
A: Liza Minnelli! I was Liza for Halloween for 7 consecutive years, and honestly? It wasn’t enough.
Q: Who do you want to play you in YOUR biopic?
A: Abbi Jacobson and Phoebe Waller-Bridge. They’ll split the job and we can pretend it makes sense. I mean, they did it in that GOT spinoff, right?!
Q: Which long-lost app do you miss the most?
A: The OG MoviePass. That comeback didn’t go the way we’d hoped, huh? Hit me up if you’re AMC A-List…
