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What People Are Saying
“I don’t understand what the hell she is.”
— Grandma Ann
“Good weird!”
— Sarah, Childhood Bestie
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Q&A
Q: What’s your drink of choice?
A: Bottomless coffee and the dirtiest Hendricks martini with as many blue cheese olives as you have, please. Always tip your bartenders.
Q: What’s your go-to karaoke song?
A: “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” by our lady Céline.
Q: Who do you want to play in THEIR biopic?
A: Patti LuPone! I’m obsessed. If you haven’t heard her stop a Broadway show to tell someone off, here it is. You’re welcome.
Q: Who do you want to play you in YOUR biopic?
A: Abbi Jacobson AND Phoebe Waller-Bridge. They can split the scenes and nobody should question it, kind of like that GOT spinoff.
Q: Which long-lost app do you miss the most?
A: The OG MoviePass. That comeback didn’t go the way we’d hoped, huh?
